Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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