He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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