dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Alive.
So much puke
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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