do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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