who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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