honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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