You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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