Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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