I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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