Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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