It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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