batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Help. Why am I so naked?
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