she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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