apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He shit in the fireplace
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