have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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