Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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