We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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