Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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