She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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