New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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