fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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