you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize