fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm jealous of your bromance
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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