How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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