im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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