awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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