U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm always down for nudity.
True college students do jello shots in the library
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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