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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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