Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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