i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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