I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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