this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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