I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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