Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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