I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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