May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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