So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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