i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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