How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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