We're like a lot better than the average bears
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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