You really coming over, don't trick.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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