We named our party play list daddy issues
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The air taste purple.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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