I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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