I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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