Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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