ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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