but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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