Already got asked if we're dating
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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