Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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