i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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