that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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