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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

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  Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

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  on my way.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀

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