Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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