I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I bet he comes in French.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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