it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Found your dick twin last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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