Ambien. No doubt about it.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to rekindle our bromance
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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