Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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